Below is a list of Chris Hamilton’s famous quotes. I hope you find them amusing as I do, but then again you will need to know of Chris and hes funny ways…Enjoy anyway!

• in which case.. you show interest and they’ll be all over you like the fattest woman who just found a 40kg chocolate cake
• i was the psychic foundation behind the Microsoft business concept and bill gates career drive
• he’s a lost cause with a dinosaurs brain
• about as useful as an empty water bucket in a desert
• homo
• LOL win
• FAIL
• cocksmokers
• screw u google
• but whatever
• this is the biggest joke
• Hammer the Comedian
• f**k thats heaps good
• u been doing blackhat seo haven’t you
• CEO of Hammer Owns Earth business
• Google fails
• rubbish
• dintrope void

If you have funny quotes that should be used in unacceptable situations, please comment and I’ll add them up with your username/name/website. I hope to hear from you!

Andrew Knight

Updated: 3/11/2008