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Achmed – The Dead Terrorist | Jeff Dunham

Andrew Knight — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:59:20 +0000

Recently a ringtone commercial came on television for the popular “Silence, I kill you!” phrase from Jeff Dunham’s “Achmed The Dead Terrorist” ventriloquist act in 2003. From there on, I knew this was an act I must see again. This is comedy at its best, just going over 10 minutes, this is a movie you don’t want to miss. If you have seen it, it’s still worth another watch!

Chris Hamilton’s Famous Quotes

Andrew Knight — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:21:23 +0000

Below is a list of Chris Hamilton’s famous quotes. I hope you find them amusing as I do, but then again you will need to know of Chris and hes funny ways…Enjoy anyway!

in which case.. you show interest and they’ll be all over you like the fattest woman who just found a 40kg chocolate cake
i was the psychic foundation behind the Microsoft business concept and bill gates career drive
he’s a lost cause with a dinosaurs brain
about as useful as an empty water bucket in a desert
homo
LOL win
FAIL
cocksmokers
screw u google
but whatever
this is the biggest joke
Hammer the Comedian
f**k thats heaps good
u been doing blackhat seo haven’t you
CEO of Hammer Owns Earth business
Google fails
rubbish
dintrope void

If you have funny quotes that should be used in unacceptable situations, please comment and I’ll add them up with your username/name/website. I hope to hear from you!

Andrew Knight

Updated: 3/11/2008

Funny Pictures of Cats

Andrew Knight — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:58:15 +0000

As you may recall, I posted a few pictures from Lolcats earlier on in the peace and I said I would do so again. I am back posting more. I would like to post the other 1 million, unfortunately I would find myself looking for a new server after the old one had blown up from bandwidth consumption.

The below images have been scaled down to help you if you have a smaller screen resolution, also for it to look neat. To view the full image, click on it.

No Stupid, It's CTRL, ALT, then DELETE

I Did The Math, We Can't Afford The Dog

Materials to build kittehpult: expensive. Getting rid of the dog in 3.. 2.. 1..: Priceless

I'll do it later. I'm watching my stories.

This (is the) last time I (will) hang Christmas lights ever!

I still wonder how do you have a camera to capture these extraordinary moments? All these photos are valuable and clearly priceless. All have their own humour and great to know that there are so many photos on Lolcats.

Could you look at Funny Pictures of Cats all day long? I would if I could.

Lolcats – Something hilariously funny and new to me

Andrew Knight — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 06:57:29 +0000

I was stumbling through the blog of Paul Cherry and came across one of his friends, Christian Bowman. He had a few pictures of cats caught on camera in the most unique ways. I wanted to see more of these friendly furry delights and found the website on the photo, it was Lolcats. A website I’ve never heard nor seen but I’m overly impressed at first glance. Here are just a few photos I came across:

Hilarious! Don’t you think? Imagine walking outside your house to find your cat (or someone else’s) caught in a fence. Then you get a camera, take a picture and slap the most funniest text possible on – brilliant!

I recommend you check these guys out if you need a quick laugh, something to brighten your day up or are a lover of furry animals!

Website: http://icanhascheezburger.com